I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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