Your mouth is God's brothel.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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