He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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