Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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