Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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