I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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