Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We got so high we made milksteak
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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