it hurts more in the daytime
i dont even know how to be here
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Randomize
