I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Randomize
