i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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