I wanna bring you to show and tell
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Everyone says I win the strip club
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dear god my vagina.
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