I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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