This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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