I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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