we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
