talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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