just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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