scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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