can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
A+ Viking dick
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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