Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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