some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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