Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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