so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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