butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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