It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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