Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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