id be glad to
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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