i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize