# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
In other news, I just burned my penis
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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