good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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