Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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