Me too!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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