high people should be assigned attendants
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You need a sexual gate keeper
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
