you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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