Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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