I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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