I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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