Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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