do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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