Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
