i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
too bad you live with your parents still
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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