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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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