I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Randomize
