But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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