So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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