I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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