I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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