And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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