called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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