what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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