She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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