We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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