Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He felt like a one man threesome
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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